Polishing the Pearl.

Ooooh. “Oh No You Didn’t!”

Oh yes I did. I brought it up, right up…

So today’s big question, every red-blooded man everywhere has asked at some point or another: “do girls masturbate?”

I mean we know we do, don’t we? Most of your hands are probably still a little sticky from 5 minutes ago (if you’re still busy, will you give a break for five minutes while I’m talking?). But girls? I mean they’re so prim and proper, it’s hard to imagine.

OK. Fine there’s about a handful that everyone knows and you’re going, “I fucking KNOW those girls polish the pearl – that is one horny bitch!” But most girls are kind of angelic and sweet and it’s hard to pick it.

And girls are really really good at this. It’s one of the necessary skills to survive as females, and one of the needed dupes to fend off the barrage of penises (penii??) assailing their sweet vaginas.

But the long and the short of it is simply this: “Yes, they do, and yes, some do a lot.”

It’s pretty different for girls, sure, and for most not as often as for most of us. But it’s real, and the little angel you just held hands with and let feed you a finger sandwich was probably finger-banging herself about 45 minutes before.

Why Should You Care That They’re Jilling?

Well you shouldn’t you big perve. OK scratch that. Of course you care – mostly because you’d like to be there, but also because this is really important in solving something that so many guys just can’t seem to get their heads around: girls are horny too! A lot of them are fucking gagging for it. But social norms dictate that they can’t just say so like we can, and so they go home and moan alone.

That’s bad.

Playing with the little man in the boat

It’s bad because most guys don’t realise that they’re guys. Girls expect you to be guys, they expect you to make a move – and they want you to. If you eye a girl out in the coffee shop and don’t say anything to her, she thinks you don’t have what it takes. When you take a girl out on a first date and don’t make a move she thinks you don’t have what it takes (she’s not the dude, she shouldn’t have to!).

You know what gets the butterflies jumping about in their stomaches, flapping their scary tiny little wings before dates? The thought that something might happen. That you might be a guy that she likes. She wants you to step inside and invade her personal space, kiss her softly, grin like you’re about to rip every item of clothing off her and sweetly ask if she’s not going to invite you inside. (Watch any romantic comedy, these are girls’ training grounds and the foundation of what is socially acceptable.)

Sure, she might say, “no, not tonight” (if you’ve done it right she probably won’t…), but you can bet she’ll be counting down the minutes until she sees you again.

Don’t Leave Them Hanging!

Now I don’t want to be a killjoy or anything, but seriously let’s man up and make the moves.

I don’t know where you are in your life: if you’ve never approached a girl before, take the newbie challenge, approach 6 new girls every day for a month (you will not believe the difference this will make to your life, honestly). If you’ve got girls on your list, give them a call (or a text) and take them out somewhere and do something. And if you’re ‘seeing’ a girl, but not getting any – good crap – don’t be a sad panda anymore, man up and pull the move.

We talk all about how to make all these moves, and the do’s and dont’s on our newsletter (sign up for our Free 10-day series: How to Find hotties and get them under your covers).

Lastly, when you’re in there (if you know what I mean), don’t let it go dry. Get her excited, wet, crazy, and cumming. Make her cum harder than she ever has in her whole life (it might not be the foundation of the relationship, but anyone who’s ever done it knows that girls struggle to find good sex – if you give it, she’ll be hard pressed to leave you!). If you’re serious about that, read all you can on it (of course, practise makes perfect though – but without the knowledge you can’t ever apply it!).

There are some good resources out there if you’re interested (of course you are):

• Forums (free) like this one or this one
• You can also read free sites like clitical.com (written by women) and learn what they like
• Generally the best resources are things like The Female Orgasm Revealed (pretty hot boys. My ex even read it, don’t wanna give away too much but that bed was rocking….)
• Female Orgasm Black Book (nice newsletter tips too)
• Last All Night Sex Course (seriously epic, but disclaimer: we do get a % when you buy this – but that’s ok right? It’s Friday!)

Anyway, before this turns into a rambling rant on the joy of sex and meeting girls, do yourself a favour today and get out there and approach a girl, and act like a man with her. You’ll both be the better for it.

Peace,
Sleepycat

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